Norwegian Porn Faerie

Norwegian Porn Faerie I am a fangirl.

I am much older than you. Seriously. Take, for example, your own age, and add approximately eleventy years to that, and you have me. (Aprox.) You would think I would have learned not to perv over hawt guys by now (or at least learned to spell it differently), but sadly, this is not the case.

Why my husband is my husband

  • Me: I'm fat and ugly.
  • Husband: You're not ugly. And you're not fat.
  • Me: Objectively though, I am fat.
  • Husband: Well, I don't objectify women.

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